
How are the eggs anyway Jake?
nvm luv Amz
Herro piromaniacs , friday was kewl , i walked to lizzies nd met her , julia and doldy, then we bused upto Bure Park where we met hollie. Then we set up our fishing/crabbing lines nd we started off catching a few crabs, then by the end of the day we ended up catching 177!!! woohoo!!!
Then after we all got the bus home, nd met back up outside my house, where we all went to doldys to stay the night, pretty good. We watched big bruv finals. Then we watched scary movie. nd then alex , lizzie and doldy fell asleep, leaving me hollie nd julia away talking till 6:00 in the morning. , lol.
Then for the rest of saturday i went down cops skating.
" fast forwards to monday morning "
buzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz ( ----- thats the sound of fast forwarding)
Monday morning i got up nd my bro gave me a lift upto gorlston sk8 park , where i met doldy nd alex. We then went to the James padget hospital sk8 park where we decided to go to hopton skate park , lol. We then went to hopton sk8 park , nd wen we arrived we then stayed there for quite a while, we got quite a lot of footage for the benchy video. Wahey!
Then doldys dad picked us up nd brought us back to caister where we skated for a while.
It was a really long day. But twas fun.
My computer smells of spain.
Ive gotta stay in alot of tomorrow to do friken jobs 
Hellooooooooooooooo Benchies!
Cock won at bowling, lol.
bucket.
Im far too tired to write anything else........ .... ... .. .. .. . . . . . .
erm ... hi. I havent wrote an entry in ..well......a rather long time. once again theres way too much for me to renember so ill just briefly tell you the important stuff.
Sleep over at doldys ( i can renmber what day) but Ricky was drunk and well.......i kinda ended up in a fight with him. Erm about a week ago or something me , amy vanner , doldy, beast and alex where sitting outside the castle restaurant , i peeled a sticker off the sign without thinking then the owner came out in there aston martin nd started screaming at us. They then followed us around caister wanting to know who it was that done it 2 there sign. then loads came out after us and then they called the police. Then i admitted that i "peeled a sticker" of there sign. so i had to give them my details and they let the others go. then they called my mum up and told them about how i "commited criminal damage" they then took me home nd spoke 2 my parents.Ive gotta pay for the sticker! between £50-£100!!! wtf?!?! Then i was obviously grounded , but im allowed out now.On sunday i got up early to go skating up the seafront with doldy and alex who biked up there. then that night i had a weird dream that alex was giving me an injection, lol. Next day i just done aload of Art work then just relaxed for the rest of the day. Then i met up with julia , doldy , lizzie and alex and bused upto yarmouth and hollie got on the bus along the way. I just wasted som money on the usual crap.Came home for a few mins , grabbed my board then went down to the cops. Skated there for a while then i came home.
Chavs got 2 of our ramps taken away from our sk8 park , but owell were getting new ones soon.
Hollies making our Benchwarmer site nd its top bananna!
bucket.
smashing up bikes etc.
leave more mor tags people!!1
mew.
for those wo are about to rock , we salute you.
donkey kong is fit.
poo.
We need a better summer! why is the weather so bad!!! 
i dont know what else to write so ill just write random words.
horse.
feet.
mah hah.

Oh yeah i had my hair cut , bad choice 
Well Well Well!!!!! look who it is!! its me! well you cant actually see me ... but........well you know. Long time since ive been telling you people about my increddible life! i cant renember everything thas happend since i last left a message so ill just tell you all whats happend recently. Sleepover at doldys last friday, twas kool. Been skating with the Benchies alot, getting some pictures nd footage, pretty fun. went up town last saterday nd once agaib i brought sum more marvelous badges nd random crap that i dont really need. Fast forwarding all the way over till today was based on skating nd going to the chippy. then on tuesday night tom smith climbed a tree and knicked som birds eggs (messing with nature aint right nd i dont give a shit about who calls me a nature boy)so he decided that it wud make him look "cool" if he drops them, luckily one is safe with me but he killed the other one due to "not wanting to look like a pussy" as he calls it.
Thank god for lamps.
Then today (Wednesday) i woke up late , went uptown nd met the others , julia , hollie , lizzie , alex , doldy , ricky , hannah , and everybody else. (sorry if i forgot anyone) then done the usual "uptown stuff". Then while we was up there julia got her ears peirced.Then me, julia,hollie,nd lizzie went back to hollies house nd dyed julia nd hewys hair. (hewys hair black , nd julias dark brown) as you will probably see soon. Bus back home then straight onto the comp to relax me bones.
mou.
Greenday vs Foo fighters. who side are you on?
Benchie day tomorrow! wahey!!!!
i need a friken job!!!
Norwich friday people then gemmas partay saterday!!!
To all of those people who have been speading crap about me better stop!
bucket.
mou.
i still need some name suggestions 4 my cat so plz tag me!
Support the Benchies!!
hello ranchy rabbits munchers, schools been as shit as ......... dunno.Thursday was kool, botb at rosies, nd it was fancy dress! friday we got 2 go 2 skool late ( 11:30) cause of the guys nd dolls trip. Coach journey there was kool, i sat nxt 2 jon. then we got 2 the services, nd eat burger king, then after that we stopped off at the tate museum thing. pretty boring but owell. then a mad man started singing 2 katie, lol.Then we went 2 the show, it was pretty gd. Then after we got the coach straight back but it got bak late.Then me and my nipple sucking buddies walked towards the alendale nd stayed there 4 a while.nd then done the usual crap 4 the rest of the night. twas fun tho. Saterday morning went home with doldy nd i got changed then amy V knocked 4 us nd we met the other monkey spanking worshipers up town. brough the usual stuff , badges etc. came home crashed out nd thts the end of anotherday.
your moma
my mum eats jelly.
i need 2 name my cat , any1 got any sugestions?
summer holidays soon!
any1 know where theres any spare summer jobs going then plz tag me.
I havent wrote 2 u guys in a while so here ya go! im not gonna write about whats happend every single day because i wud need a much better brain than i one that i currently own 2 beable 2 renmber everything. friday was a legend of a night, huge sleepover at doldys place. next da i went home nd sorted myself out nd went up town with hollie , lizzie , alex nd met doldy , miller nd loads of other people up there.Then me lizzie nd hewey nd julia went back 2 her house 4 a lil while. the next day (sunday) all i can say is that cmd! i dont really care about what people say about how we shud leave it all alone, nobody does that 2 me and gets away with it! expecialy when i done nothing wrong!
Beast got his hair cut!! woohoo! pretty cool!
Monday was pretty shit, school then i had 2 stay in nd do more of my friken geography coursework, it sucks!
my mums a horse!
Tuesday (2day) i went 2 the art trip with my art group, that also sucks. But after that was kool, straight down the sk8 park!
2 find out that chavs ripped half of it away!
no need 2 worry tho, it will be sorted soon. guys and dolls trip on friday, that will be good.
PS : R.I.P Norbert Julia Shitbag. you shall be missed.
well well well...
ill start off with last saterday, i went to drama rehersals for the show, that was alright,bloody face paint tho. lol. After that the rest of my nipple sucking day was spent down the sk8 park. then the next day, early start, had 2 be down the skool at 12:00 to get coach to the theatre for the performance. it all went grrr8! i got back late and was knacked for the next day, but owell. Everybody there done really well, WELL DONE! lol. Monday was pretty crap, i cant renmber what even happend on monday, proves how thick i am. Same with tuesday. i got a B in english tho.
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Monday night was a chicken coop of a night! botb final! Camoflage For Beginners vs Idol Hands.
i caught a guitar pic and a pink wrist band. lol. hoping for another drum stick tho.
Idol Hands won in the end, nd everyone got sprayed with champane.
Today ( Wednesday) was a bit of a chilling day. Graphics was funny tho. Hollies doing a kool thing nd were gonna help save the monkeys!
Ive gotta go look for a job on saterday , yes belive it or not people!
HAPPY B-DAY TO MY BRO ( even tho it was on monday).
whats everybody doing over this weekend and over the holidays? tag me.
who is flap jack?
errm................i cant think of nothing else to write 4now.
hellooooo everybody, after skool on thursday was pretty crap, Drama club, till 6:00!!! friday (today) finally came,nd the day went fairly fast.after skool i decided to cut my own hair, i dunno why.Then i left to go to the the cops sk8 park, pretty fun, i met julia doldy,amy v,vikki,hollie,lizzie nd my other nipple sucking friends.
sexy,slick,sly,stylish,smooth and snazzy!!!
Drama tomorrow 10:00 til 1:00!!! then im going up town after to go look at things that i cant afford. ( like always) and then coming home to do something boring probably, Drama production on sunday! nooooooooo! at the play house in norwich.
btw who is flapjack??????????????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BOTB,s finall on monday!!! wahey!!! idol hands vs camoflage for begginers.
ps: to all of the pricks in science, you can shut the hell up!
hello beautifull earthlings. To day was pretty crap, double geography, how bollocks can u get? then double graphics, now thats just the iceing on the cake, the R.E. Top bannana of a lesson when joe gave himself a bruze of his chin. Then last was science, Mr watkinson with his very stylish pink shirt. lol. after school straight down to the chav infested sk8 park, why the hell do they even hang around in there? then stu decided it would be fun to throw a bag of shit onto the middle of where we were. So guess who had to move it? well me obviously, it envolves a stick and some rope, i should of thought u can guess what happend. Then a group of little shit heads came along and called me a "nob head" how original can u get? ( holly knows which little shits they are).
TAG ME IF YOUR GOING TO THE BAND FESTIVAL IN THE SUMMER HOLIDAYS.
PS thanx Camoflage For Beginners for the free t-shirt.
Anybody going to the chairty band bonanza?
hello marzipan eaters!!! im here to write another mythical adventure in my wonderfull journal! about time hey! well saterday was kool, me julia , hollie, jess,kayligh and alex went to norwich.There was an 80 something year old bloke who looked like yoda cause he was really small, and he started dancing to this DJ! eric pryds ( or however u spell it) came on and he started giving it a bit of beyonce booty shaking! lmao! ermm....i brought som jeans. erm.....and a blink 182 p0oster....and the latest ishue of kerrang. overall a top banana of a day out. 9/10.
Im going to botb tonight, hopfully if i catch a drum stick then this time then i wont get girls trying to pull my trousers down and starting on me, bloody chavettes.
R.I.P Richard Wrightly. ( count down will never be the same again.)
Thanks to all of my friends who have been there for me, your all great.
Sunday was alright, mainly sk8ing nd chilling down the sk8 park.
mine nd alexs song rules!!!!
Lets start off with JESSES PARTAY! dat was good! but i was slightly scared when i grew some gigantic boobs! lol. that was a very emotional night for me and alot of peoples. then the next day, GREENDAY CONCERT!!!!!. Taking Back Sunday started off the show at 6:00, then Jimmy Eat World took over the stage! there awesome live!!! A long but worth while wait greenday finally came on! they started off with american ediot! second row from the front!!! hell yeah!! the only let down of the day was the 25 stone hairy sweaty man, but thats a different story.completely spent out of money from buying too many greenday goodies.( btw happy birthday 2 dale for yesterday)and happy birthday 2 jess on friday! and thanx 4 having such a gr8 party! poo.............omg here comes jack black again! he is trying to get his sweet revenge! arghh!.
lemon sherbert